summinkofthewolf: Have you actually got caught? For the record, I've no issue with the visual of you with a hand down your trousers. On the other hand, I reckon there's a brilliant story here and you've never said. 

I wouldn’t say ‘brilliant’s the right word, exactly. More like ‘tragic’ or ‘humiliating’.

You know how we had dinner at the mansion a few weeks back and Pete didn’t talk to me or look at me or… do I have to elaborate or do you see where I’m going with this?

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